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Bath of Confusion
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What you can't see is that Cthulu has just appeared behind Daddy's back. I'd warn him,
but it would only drive him insane, and besides, I can't speak the name that cannot be
spoken. Lucky me!
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Bathtime Cuteness
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Am I happy? Am I startled? You make the call. I do know that I'm cute, however.
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Giving the undercarriage a bit of the old "How's your father?".
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Oh, behave! Yea, baby, Yea!
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Beetlejuice or Yahoo Serious?
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You make the call... Actually, while you're at it - call my hair dresser. I need to have
a word with him.
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Bottle 1
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Here I am, taking my first bottle, in my groovy tie-dyed onesie.
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Bottle 2
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Yup, I'm pretty happy and content. Finally Daddy can feed me!
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Bottle 3
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This is a close-up of me. Actually, right here I'm on the world's tiniest phone,
talking to God (Andy Warhol gave it to me) and thanking him for my awesome parents. They rock the free world.
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Bottle 4
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God said 'No problem!'. He also said to tell you he says 'hi' and that he's watching
you.
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Powerful Wizard
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Watch me as I summon my awesome powers...
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Wizard needs food badly
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Wow--that took a lot out of me. Hey look, Elf's got the food!
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Recharging Mana
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Mom's so cool! She's a walking powerstone in a high-mana zone! (GEEK!)
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Eli and Bert 1
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This shot is when I deftly faceplant into Uncle Bertimus's shoulder. I am the living
embodiment of grace.
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Eli and Bert 2 (a.k.a. 'The Shot')
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Mama and Daddy are still in awe that they got this one on film. I think Bert's pretty
cool.
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Eli and Daddy
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Sometimes you just gotta get some 'guy' nap-time in.
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Eli and Lara
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Auntie Lara has no clue at this point that she and I will be power napping together for
several hours in the near future. I'm already getting comfy in this shot.
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Little Prince 1
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Here I am meditating deeply, preparing for my coming feat of super-human agility.
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Little Prince 2
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Boy, just thinking about this next trick makes me all giggly inside!
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Little Prince 3
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Faster than the human eye (or camera), I reach out and catch the fly...
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Little Prince 4
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...and here I have it, between my thumb and forefinger. Pretty impressive, eh?
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Little Prince 5
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I'll just tuck him behind my ear for safe keeping.
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Visit from my Faerie Goth Mother 1
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Look at all the yummy squishings I'm getting from my Faerie Goth Mother! Eric is still
looking skeptical because he knows it's his turn to hold me next. Don't worry uncle Eric,
I won't break you!
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Visit from my Faerie Goth Mother 2
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I wonder if I can reach out and grab one of those earrings...
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Eric holds Captain EO
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Uncle Eric is still looking a little worried, so I give him one of my prize-winning smiles
to bolster his confidence. People are such suckers for that!
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Eric holds Captain E-O
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See, now Eric looks like he's got the hang of it. He's pretty cool. I can't wait to grow
a little older and laugh at his funny jokes. He's so cool!
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